Poppins' Pitstop

22, pole fitness, dance and gymnastics nutter from good Ol' England

Men want what they’ve never had. And the Dothraki take slaves like a hound takes a bitch. Are you a slave, Khaleesi? Then don’t make love like a slave.

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cramp:

how do people draw masterpieces on snapchats and i can’t even draw a person with pencil and paper

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killingsuit:

Wow but look at this though.We already know that Toothless is very protective over Hiccup and that he’s easily worried/upset when his human wants to fly on his own but look how careful he is. Watching Hicc’s movement and waiting for him to do something so he can follow his lead. (even with that “I swear this is the last time” face)It amuses me to know that Toothless is only trying to make his best friend happy, even if it means taking risks. After all, he’ll always be watching his back and catching him if he falls."We can do this bud, you and me, as one."

killingsuit:

Wow but look at this though.

We already know that Toothless is very protective over Hiccup and that he’s easily worried/upset when his human wants to fly on his own but look how careful he is. Watching Hicc’s movement and waiting for him to do something so he can follow his lead. (even with that “I swear this is the last time” face)

It amuses me to know that Toothless is only trying to make his best friend happy, even if it means taking risks. After all, he’ll always be watching his back and catching him if he falls.

"We can do this bud, you and me, as one."

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tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:

“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”

He was ten.

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0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

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Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES

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pyratdame:

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

This is legit terrifying.

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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